HELP! I need a new flat iron.

You know you need a new flat iron when you crank it up to 420 degrees and you can lay your hand on the ceramic plate without getting burnt...
Livingaftermidnite - Flat Iron
Problem is I haven't bought a new one in years...literally years & I have NO CLUE which one to get! I feel like last time I bought one there were like 2 different options which made my decision pretty there are about a trillion different brands, sizes, colors...!

I need your HELP! What flat iron do you use?
I'm always giving you my recommendations on products but I need yours now!
I only use my flat iron a couple times a month, most of the time I just let my hair air dry or if I do feel like actually doing my hair I blow dry it with a round brush and just fix a few unruly pieces with the flat  iron so I really don't want to spend a crazy amount of money.

HELP!! Its just my luck that my hair has been extra wild since it broke...figures!